A guy was walking along the street when he saw a crowd of people running toward him.He stopped one of the runners and asked Whats happening?
The runner replied breathlessly A lion has escaped from the zoo.
Oh my, which way is it heading?
Well you dont think we are chasing it, do you?
There's a lion's share of humor @ Smokin' Joe on 92.9 WLMI
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