Would you let this man read bedtime stories to your kid?
PHOTO CREDIT: liberinous, Creative Commons License
It's Oderus Urungus, reading "Goodnight Moon."
What more do you need to know?
BTW, NSFW language. Duh.
*In addition to reading that book to his kids in a much less scar-them-for-life fashion, "Scary" Terry Stevens is a radio host for Midwest Communications. You can Book Face with him here.