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Just Say No... to Water?

by Ryder

Brits are doing so much blow its showing up in their water supply, total First World Problems. British drinking water inspectors report finding benzoylecgonine in the purified water supply, (SCIENCE ALERT: benzoylecgonine is what your body turns cocaine into ) and estimating 700 thousand Brits do coke every year. This HAS to mean the economic crisis is solved... at least in the UK.

(NSFW language, but you're reading a story about cocaine so you probably it probably won't blow your mind... pun intended)