My fellow drunkards; any nationally televised speech could send you into a boredom induced coma pretty quick, but you want to be an up standing citizen, civic minded, politically aware, blah blah blah blah...
So we're going to liven up the State of the Union with a little boozin'
The KRRO Morning Show Drinking Game Rules: SOTU
When Hail to the Chief plays: Person closest to the remote starts a waterfall (just to get things going quickly).
President Obama gets applause that he isn't expecting: 2 drinks
Spot a yawning Supreme Court Judge: 1 drink
Joe Biden smiles at an inappropriate time: SOCIAL
Joe Biden stands, John Boehner remains seated: 2 drinks
President Obama uses the word "we" during his speech: 1 SIP, (this one could get dangerous, so proceed with caution. We don't need you running down Minnesota Ave in your whitey tighties screaming Yankee Doodle Dandy at the top of your lungs).
OF course, don't be stupid. No drinking and driving, operating heavy machinery or drunk texting you ex.
But other wise happy SOTU! Drink Up and Rock On \m/
Photo credit: By Chuck Kennedy (Executive Office of the President of the United States) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons