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Weird World News: 2000 Porn Videos, $1 Dollar

by Ryder

Some porn lovin' VCR owner will have the time of his (or her) life. Dateline: Greensboro, NC  - Very surprised divorcee discovered she got a key to a storage unit when she and her kinky as hell husband split. Inside the secret unit... 2,000 dirty movies on VHS. Everything from Donkey Dong Does Daisy Duke to Ass Pirates 1 through 9. The original Craigslist post is gone so we're guessing someone took this woman up on her offer. 

In "Life Imitating Art" news: The whole thing reminds us of this (NSFW Video, Beverly D'Angelo drops one f-bomb) -

Sexy line of the day: 

Scorned Wife: Did you see The Sex Pistols, "God Save the Queen" in there?

Record Buyer: Yeah I saw that

Scorned Wife (devilish seductive whisper): It's free... 

Thank you Beverly D'Angelo.