By Shannon Houston, Hollywood Staff
We don't know what happened on your second birthday, but Blue Ivy Carter went to the zoo (which was rented out for her), had a princess-themed celebration (thrown by her parents, Beyoncé and Jay Z), and maybe got an Arabian horse (as in, an Arabian horse). Oh, and someone also dedicated a Tumblr to her. This is all fine and good, but poor baby North West! Her parents are going to have to go way overboard (well, they were probably going to do that anyway) just to compete! And it's really not their fault, it's the media! You know how the media is; they'll be all comparing Nori's party to Blue's to see which one was more ballerific. So wrong.
So yeah, we're here to help Kim Kardashian and Kanye West in this totally ridiculous, media-fueled competition. It's all in fun guys! Here are three ways North West's birthday party can out-baller Blue's.